"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Show a man how to use the internet and he'll leave you alone for two months."

"-Forgo all exercise (including walking), -Learn to smoke (something thin like Capri's), -Take my loved one's for granted, -Stop washing my hands after twosies, -Laugh at babies who are late walkers, -Pull leaves off trees that appear to be flourishing, -Name the yet to be named voices in my head (something tough like Carl or Kyle) -Be less kind to bunnies, -Floss everything but my teeth, -Travel (but only around my yard and with a light carry-on) -Stop and smell the Rosens. (They're a wonderful family and absolutely compulsive about showering.)"HAHAHA! He is just too funny. In another post, he was telling people not to argue and be mean to each other in the comments section of the blog. I quickly browsed through all the comments to his posts and noticed that each of his posts easily rakes in a thousand comments. Most of them even break the two-thousand mark. It's amazing. He also wrote about two movies that he is working on right now. One, called Fast Track, is about a slacker played by Zach, who is forced to work for his father-in-law after his pregnant wife steps away from her high-paying job. The other movie, called The Last Kiss, says that it's about a domesticated couple whose futures are threatened by anxiety. Both those movies sound amazing. To get me to see a movie like that you wouldn't even need to tell me what it's about, just tell me that Zach Braff is the star. Zach Braff, you're a star.


Raven: that's cute Scuba5teve002: why? Raven: becuase you were scared Scuba5teve002: you like seeing me in pain and anguish? Raven: lol. no, its a cute scared not an anguish scared Scuba5teve002: yeah, well I wrote a cool poem too Scuba5teve002: and then I made this Scuba5teve002: hahaha Raven: oh kay Raven: HAHAHA Scuba5teve002: WHAT? Raven: i love the title Scuba5teve002: don't laugh at me! I'll cry about it and put it on the page Raven: hahahahahahhahahahahahaa Raven: there. put that on your page EMO BOYAfter crying my hear out I got back at her good. I made my very first post on my livejournal about her and how she made me feel. If you are tired of my efforts to put a smile on your face from this site and just want to read some emo rants, head on over to my shot at livejournal. Everyone should also go and get their own livejournals so that you can comment on mine and make me look cool.
